watching crash (1996) and nodding my head so that everyone knows that i agree with + condone endangering other drivers’ lives in order to achieve sexual thrill
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me making jesus watch riverdale: so here’s when the riverdale gang uses the power of unions and community to defeat the evil racist wizard
jesus: hey man this archie guy carrying that wood is pretty triggering do you think we could watch something else?
me lying maliciously: this is the only show we have
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ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it
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I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest
Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol
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got rejected from a job 9 minutes after applying 🤩😤👊